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Come out from under my roommate's desk.

I've smacked two of your cousins tonight and you will be the third to die. It's 2:42 AM and I have no time for your games. But I will not sleep until I have you crushed in the palm of my hand. If I sleep, you'll just feast on me as I dream. I WILL NOT LET THAT HAPPEN. I am going to sit here and do chemistry until you show yourself.

COME OUT, YOU COWARD OF A MOSQUITO.

(p.s. I just realized how ridiculous I sound)

(257am)

Fine. I'll sleep. I'll never wake up in time for class tomorrow if I don't.
THIS IS NOT THE END. I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD IF YOU DARE COME NEAR ME (or my roommates) TONIGHT.

(730am)

HEE I KILLED #3 THIS MORNING.